(Chae Tae-in plays first-base for the Samsung Lions.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady went to Homeplus. She brought a large pepperoni pizza back to our humble abode. It cost ten dollars and came in a cardboard box. The meal was delicious. I love junk food. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. Unfortunately, off-brands are all I can afford. Poor old Smith is a broke dead dick.
I watched the Samsung Lions on the tube. They hosted the LG Twins in the city of Daegu. Samsung won the game 9 to 8. The hero of the contest was Chae Tae-in. He drove home the winning run during the bottom of the ninth inning. Mr. Chae makes $300,000 a year. That's not chump-change. I wish I was good at sports. If I had money, I'd treat myself to quality toilet paper. The chaffing is killing me.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I refuse to babble like some mindless pagan. I asked Jesus to grant me patience. My eldest son James-uh is driving me nuts. He's currently on summer vacation. That indolent China man needs to get his fat ass back to school before his daddy strangles him.
I went to bed at midnight. I had a dream concerning algebra. James-uh brought home a difficult assignment. But the equations were too complicated for me to handle. I offered to send him to a math academy. However, the boy went nuts. He cried hysterically and called me vulgar names.
I woke up at six a.m. and drank several cups of coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. An exchange student from China was murdered in California. He was beaten to death by four Hispanic teenagers. Sadly, this is a fallen world filled with vicious wolves. We must always remain vigilant.
I turned on Fox News. ISIS is now in the business of murdering Iraqi Christians. Nevertheless, rescuing the world from evil-doers isn't America's responsibility. Moderate Muslims--if they actually exist--need to start confronting their crazy Islamic cousins. Nothing will change till these knuckle-draggers mend their evil ways.
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's Hell Hole by Spinal Tap. God bless.