(I voted for Obama in 2008. I didn't vote in 2012.)
Yesterday, I had a bacon omelet for dinner. The Dragon Lady is celebrating Chinese New Year in Pusan with her family. So I made the meal myself. I used four eggs and a quarter pound of pork. I washed it all down with 200 ounces of beer.
I'll be dead soon. My blood is actually cooking grease, and my heart is a beating hamburger. I'm pushing 220 pounds. When the time comes, just strap me down to a flatbed truck and drive me to the morgue. If no one claims my body, feel free to feed my corpse to the lions at the local zoo. I love jungle cats.
I watched Justified. The show is adapted from an Elmore Leonard short story. Tim Olyphant is the star of the series. He plays a hillbilly lawman in Kentucky who likes to shoot the local scoundrels while looking stylish in a cowboy hat. He has lots and lots of enemies. The program also features Walton Goggins. Mr. Goggins has huge teeth. He could gnaw his way through a pine tree.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. It's not like I'm some filthy atheist. The Boss tells us not to babble like a pagan. So I usually pray solo and discreetly. I try not to make a public spectacle of myself. The last thing I need is a pat on the back.
I went to bed at 5 a.m. I had a strange dream. I sat on an old wooden chair in a police station. The lead detective kept asking me questions about a criminal I'd never seen before. I felt fearful. Finally, I told him that the suspect had a degree from UNLV. The detective seemed very surprised.
I woke up at 10 a.m. I drank coffee. Then I read the newspaper while taking a bathroom break. Motley Crue is calling it quits. I loved heavy metal as a teenager. My favorite hard rock band is Metallica. I also enjoy Iron Maiden. I'm an absolute dweeb.
I turned on Fox News. Bill O'Reilly says that Obama is losing a lot of support from his liberal base. According to the latest polls, his approval rating is in the toilet. I voted for Obama. Why? I have bi-racial kids. So I want them to know that they can succeed in the United States even if they aren't as white as snow. America has never had an Asian commander-and-chief. And the Children of the Rice would do a heck of a job. James-uh for president! Bluce for vp!
Anyway, let's close this post with the song of the day. Here's Lady Gaga singing Poker Face. Enjoy the music. God bless.